2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

whats gay ? you

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Penis in a box.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

World peace

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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