What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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HTML

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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