Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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