Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A homeless person dies.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Penis in a box.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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