- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Women's rights.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Someone told me about this website.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Jews for Jesus

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Avery has crabs.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.