Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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memes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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