- Anti Joke

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A black person in the NHL

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Ancient Greeks rights

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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