- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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