Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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knock knock Come in.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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