Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Chuck Norris died.

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WNBA

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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