What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

oops

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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