So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A black person in the NHL

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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