a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Black people are clen.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What lives underground? Grandpa

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Women"s Rights

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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