A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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8=D

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Penis

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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