-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Someone told me about this website.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Don't rape me!

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Women's rights.

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Black people

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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