Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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