How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What lives underground? Grandpa

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Can I touch it?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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