what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Water, please.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats red white and blue? i dont know

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -128

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +51

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops