- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love Ciara!

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Women

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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