Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What should I name my dog?

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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i hate you.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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