everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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I don't get it

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

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