So a baby seal walks into a club

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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OGC - tilt your head

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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