What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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