- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Banana(s)

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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