- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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