whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A guy is playing cod

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A black person in the NHL

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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you will die someday

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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