What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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memes

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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a little girl gets raped

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666 im christian

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Women's Basketball.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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