Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

women's rights.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

This joke isnt funny.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

pubic lice.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

steves legs

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