what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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a black guy leaves prison

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tacos

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Womens Rights.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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