I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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