- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

co jo kurwa tocza?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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