how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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