why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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SAY

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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