Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Fuck her

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Tacos

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Mitt Romney for president.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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