Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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womens rights!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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