Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Miscarriages.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What flys? A fly

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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lololololololololol

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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