- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

A black goes to college

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's 1+1? 4.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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