A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Penis jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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