Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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