- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Women's rights.

Time flies like a banana.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Covietz has a large penis

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

where do the women go? the womanarium

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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