Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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go go gadget

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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