- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Icecream

i wish i was a tree !

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

No.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Icecream

i wish i was a tree !

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

No.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep