Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

W.N.B.A.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Go away.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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