- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

two fish are in a tank.

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Miscarriages.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

two fish are in a tank.

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Miscarriages.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?