- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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your momma's an antijoke

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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