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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't rape me!

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Gadaffi

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What is brown and smells? Poop

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