Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Adam Sandler.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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