- Anti Joke

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

-1

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

you will die someday

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??