Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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