Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Penis jokes.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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A guy is playing cod

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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