Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Penis in a box.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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I LIKE TURLES.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Don't rape me!

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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oops

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Anti Joke

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