Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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World peace

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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arse

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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balls in ya mouf

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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