Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Knock knock Who's there? What.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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