Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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dead babies

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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