Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Can I touch it?

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Women's rights.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Someone told me about this website.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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