- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

noodles

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

A van drives into a car.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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