- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

This is not a good joke.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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