- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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