what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Jews for Jesus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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noodles

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

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