Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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potatoes

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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womens rights!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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