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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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i heart wiener

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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SPAMS!!!

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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