Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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No.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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