Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

weiner? balls

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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