- Anti Joke

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

My Girlfriend

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

corey is a nipplepotomus

So dont touch it

NEVER

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