- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

NEVER

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.