What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Women's rights

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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