What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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the guy below me is gay

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Small titties.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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BUTTERFARTING

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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