What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A baby seal walks into a club...

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

American Idol

Icecream

potato farming

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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