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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

baby seal walks into a bar

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you will die someday

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Penis

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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