a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

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