The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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what time is it rape time

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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knock knock your gay

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Justin Bieber

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Chuck Norris died.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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