what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Lil' Wayne

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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