roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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hi

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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knock knock go away ok

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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