- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

balls in ya mouf

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Brittney Spears

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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