Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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French people

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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