I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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