- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

My mom just died....

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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