- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Go away.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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