Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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you just lost the game!

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Hello

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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