Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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