What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

knock knock your gay

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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