- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Women's rights.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

AVI IS A FAG

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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