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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Penis

Ancient Greeks rights

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

I only like NY as a friend.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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