Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Your Mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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ballsack

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Haha

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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