A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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