What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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what time is it rape time

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Justin Bieber

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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