Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Compton

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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