whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Asians

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Women's rights.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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