I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Potato

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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