What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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lol

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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cot!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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