JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Asians

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Anti Joke

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