- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Looks through the peephole.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Left. That one direction...

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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