Justin Bieber

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Tim's gay.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Women's rights.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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