Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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The Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Nah

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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