- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Roses are red Violets are penis

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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