Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A black goes to college

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Women's rights.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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