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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What is brown and sticky?

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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