A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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