Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Star Wars

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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