A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Chuck Norris

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's up? The sky.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is worse

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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