What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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