- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Knock knock (No one is home)

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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