- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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