Tennesse

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Yes. Just Yes.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Like this joke

whats pale and white your ass.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Star Wars

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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