Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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