knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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who eats pencils asians

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Hi Jacob You cool

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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