What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Compton

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Penis jokes.

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