- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Japan called... They need help.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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