- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

what do you call a black man named mike

Frown is a four letter word.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Chuck Norris.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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