Chuck Norris

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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i eat poop

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Asians

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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i love antijokes

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Rock mattress.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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