- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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