- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

robin, get in the car.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

"Up to 50% off."

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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