- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Chayton

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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