What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Trashcan!

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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