What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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123 Main street

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Lebron Traveled

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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