- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

The WNBA.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

c+t+c?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

monkey sponge

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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