A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Johnson stops eating

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Pickles

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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