- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Looks through the peephole.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

women

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Whats9+10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What sucks?

It's your mother, open the door.

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