Knock Knock It's Open!

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Enchilada

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Barack Obama

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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