Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Gestapo.

Du bist mein Kampf

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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