Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A baby seal walks into a club...

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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