What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

my mom raped yerr foot

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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