Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Your mother

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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