How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Looks through the peephole.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Your mom

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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