- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

who smells? •Liam

Don't think of granny porn

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

ugh good riddance

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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